Num num dairy. My favourite thing to do (when there's enough milk left that I won't be blamed for finishing it) is to pour a tall glass of ice-cold whole milk and add several teaspoons of sugar and some cinnamon, and stir it up, and mmm. (I got the idea from, you remember when you're little (or it's the last day of school and your chem class is really bored) and they give you two ziploc bags and you put ice and salt in the big one and cream, sugar and vanilla in the little one and close it up and put it in the big one and shake it until it's ice cream? Except mine never ever turned into ice cream no matter how long or which way I shook it (great cardio though), and at the end I would just give up and drink the milkshake, except it always tasted a little salty...yeah.)

Heh, the farther down the periodic table you go, the bigger the boom. The MythBusters team have done that a couple times, dropped sticks of sodium and potassium and rubidium and cesium into toilets on a blast range to see if it would asplode the tank like the Internet said it would (it didn't, though the blasts were pretty). However, tossing a giant slab of sodium in a river wouldn't be very feasible, given the risk to public health and all. Alas.

XDDD I READ THOSE TOO it was like, "How dare you take anything the Bible says as truth?!" and "How dare you say anything in the Bible is a lie?!" and "Herod was a butthead!" and "Herod was FRAMED!" and oh my god these people. I liked the one with the letters about the model of a female Neanderthal too, when mad people wrote in like "Wait a minute, I know that woman, she works at the supermarket down the street..."