Yeah, I know. ^^; I just like to complain; bitching and whining is cathartic for me, especially if I can phrase it in the most ludicrous way possible to try to make people laugh. And breakfast makes me happy! (Probably the high sugar content...)

I do have a jade in my window--they're succulents, related to cacti and aloe plants. Lots of sunlight and not too much water or cold and they tend to flourish and grow into trees, only I think mine is a little too close to the window (to get as much sun as possible) and might be getting hypothermia. Some of its leaves are turning brown around the edges. Or maybe I'm watering it too much... XD;;