ext_298035 ([identity profile] kohikari.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] kohikari 2011-01-14 05:06 am (UTC)

Re: amazing story about modern furniture: [spamlink redacted]

Greetings Friend!

You sure do seem interested in furniture. Lately I've seen a lot of television commercials advertising sales. Apparently $499 is cheap for a bed? I figured you would know, being a bot that specialises in furniture.

Would you recommend Bob's over Bernie & Phyll's (quality...comfort...and price! (that's nice))? I can't remember which store was advertising the leather living room sets, saying that leather lasts forever; all I can recall is thinking that leather only lasts so long when you have pets in the house, and it's not easy fixing rips and tears. It is true that dead cow skin is comfortable, though. There's just something about the suffering of cattle that smells so delicious. Mmm, suffering.

Well, it's been nice shouting into the void. I hope you have a nice...er...string of code, or whatever it is you bots have.

enjoy

Kohikari

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